cockblock

cockblock
1. (cockblock) (2269↑, 173↓)
1. To prevent a male friend or associate from getting some action. 2. Any such attempt to prevent a male friend or associate from getting some action.

1. Damn, Johnny just totally cockblocked his roommate. Ass. 2. OK, Isaac's making his move on Clarisse in the living room, and the game is on in fifteen minutes. We're going to have to attempt a cockblock.

2. (cockblock) (781↑, 187↓)
1.The act of obstructing one person's advances towards another. 2.A situation that obstructs; an obstacle 3.An act of ill etiquette in which a male is speaking to one female in a group of females, and the alpha female creates a disruptive environment.

She is cockblocking you bro.

3. (cockblock) (549↑, 105↓)
a person who interferes with one's sexual intentions with another person

Randy was a cockblock because he told Jaime that this guy she knew was just using her for sex.

4. (cockblock) (416↑, 89↓)
1. To interfere with a man's attempts to seduce a woman. 2. abbr. Cockblocker(n.)

I was putting the move on this chick and Ralph showed up and cockblocked me.

5. (cockblock) (283↑, 114↓)
a person who comes between you and a successful score by continually derailing the train or showing up at the worst times possible with inane, unrelated blather

a woman who won't shut up when you're trying to chat up her best friend

6. (cockblock) (220↑, 77↓)
To fully understand the ways of a clockblock, one must set a scenario. Ok, say you've been out all night hanging with this girl, and can sense that you are mere seconds away from going upstairs too hook up with her. Here comes your good buddy cockblock. His drunk, attention-needing self jumps right into the picture and tells your woman how beautiful she is, then throws up all over her. Instead of giving you a quality BJ, she drives old Cockblock home, leaving you by your lonesome to jerk off all night.

Male: You have really pretty eyes. Female: Do you feel like going--- Lukas: I LOVE YOU\! Male:"Damn cockblock...."

7. (Cockblock) (169↑, 51↓)
When you are attempting to get close to a girl and your buddy won't leave the room or starts telling less than flattering stories of you that cause you to lose an opportunity with your new female acquaintance.

Sara was sitting on the couch in the living room, Eric had been talking with her all evening, the party was over, Eric was attempting to get close to Sara but David wouldn't leave the living room even though he kept nodding off.

8. (cockblock) (117↑, 34↓)
A device used by fat girls to prevent their hot friends from going home with you.

John was about to go home with some hot blonde until her fat friend cockblocked him and went home with her instead to eat candy bars and watch the Tyra Banks show

9. (cockblock) (87↑, 17↓)
A special door that keeps male chickens from entering a henhouse.

"Dude, that rooster is trying to get at the hens, but the cockblock is keeping him out\!"

10. (Cockblock) (36↑, 20↓)
To interfere with a male's attempt at talking to a female or the other way around, especially if it involves sex. This is mainly performed by obstructing the path between the male and the female. Normally, the person that's doing the "cockblocking," has the intention on talking to the male/female.

BABY MAMA: I'm talking to this guy now name Terrence. He's a nice and comical guy. BABY DADDY: You gonna have to cut that man off, I don't care if he's nice or not, he better not be in the picture. BABY MAMA: Oh, now you wanna cockblock for the simple fact that I moved on without your sorry ass.

Author: Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant http://cockblock.urbanup.com/2978676
11. (cockblock) (18↑, 3↓)
what harry potter does on the regular to ron and hermione, literally almost everyday

whooaa did you see that cockblock the other day? yeah i can't believe harry put his arm around hermione like that, ron was totally about to make a move

12. (cockblock) (79↑, 65↓)
when some motherfucker blocks you from getting pussy

when elisha was about to cop a buff from nicole eric cockblocked the shit out of him by taking nicole away

Author: Dillon Sedaghatpour http://cockblock.urbanup.com/1738196
13. (cockblock) (18↑, 5↓)
A person who blocks the action of a guy trying to make a move on a girl.

**sitting on the couch** Dave: Hey hallie, your very pretty. Hallie: why thank you. *dave leans in to kiss her* *sarah walks in & sits in the middle of them* Sarah: hey guys\! nice night? yes? Hallie: WHY ARE YOU COCKBLOCKING?

Author: hahhahh hallie. http://cockblock.urbanup.com/3865702
14. (cockblock) (19↑, 11↓)
1. When a person at a club,party or just at school moves in on someone you are trying to get with. 2. Can be used to describe a situation where a friend moved in on your girlfriend who you were trying to get back with.

1. David was trying to get with this girl at the bar but Fabio pulled a total cockblock. Now David is left with his hand. 2. Dude\! Cj totally pulled a cockblock when I was trying to get back with Arri.

15. (CockBlock) (15↑, 8↓)
To cockblock an individual (usually a male) is a term used to describe the act of someone seeking to stop a person's sexual advances towards someone else. A cockblock or cockblocker is a person who engages in such obstruction or intervention. cockblocking is a "foul act in which someone interferes with another’s attempt at finding happiness inside someone’s pants"

i couldnt think of 1 lol.... cockblock.

16. (Cockblock) (7↑, 1↓)
What Harry Potter does everytime he sees Ron and Hermione together

Harry Potter: They Boy Who Cockblocked

17. (Cockblock) (8↑, 3↓)
noun: Someone who prevents a man from having any chances with a woman. verb: to prevent another from having relations with a woman.

"Brad is such a cockblock."

Author: Sir Thomas Aquanis http://cockblock.urbanup.com/4922138
18. (CockBlock) (15↑, 10↓)
A buddy that is pure repulsive to the ladies to the extent that his presence prevents you from getting any action.

"I hate going out with George, he is such a CockBlock\!" "I was just talking to a gang of hotties who were gagging for my cock and then George came over and and they all said they had to catch a taxi. I was practically guaranteed some tang, George is such a CockBlock man\!"

19. (Cockblock) (8↑, 4↓)
The ex that hangs around so your not likely to get any.

John just kept on hanging around, killing any chance of getting laid by Peter...John was such a cockblock\!

20. (cockblock) (11↑, 7↓)
A person who blocks the 'cock' from reaching its intended destination.

Stop being such a cockblock, he's trying to 'bag' her.

Author: apparentlymyname isbeingusedby http://cockblock.urbanup.com/3653699
21. (Cockblock) (4↑, 1↓)
When a guy who is trying to get laid doesn't because another dude says or does something to prevent that from happening. Can also occur between women (also known as twat swatting).

A man's dumbass friend spots him trying to make a move on the hot blonde girl at the bar and decides to be a real dick and cockblock his mate..... Man: Hey let me buy you drink.... Woman: Yeah sure Dumbass: Hey man, how's your AIDS? *walks away* Man:.........fuck.

22. (cockblock) (9↑, 6↓)
1. Originally applied to males. Any act blocking the pursuits of another through alphamale/dominant/dickish behavior. Originally observed and defined in Moore Hall, 4th Floor, College Station Texas while watching a porn. A male actor was lining up his approach on a female actress in doggy style scene when Peter North pushed the lesser known actor out of the way and took "pole" position for himself. Henceforth this was known as the "cockblock". The term has grown from there.

I got totally cockblocked at that orgy on Saturday and ended up with a dwarf exchange student.

23. (cockblock) (12↑, 9↓)
to be blocked while trying to get some action

while i was running my game on sam, rotunda jones( her fat friend) tried to cockblock me

24. (Cockblock) (2↑, 0↓)
when a bitch friend come in between and your lady friend when your trying to have a romantic moment

Damn man, Mehrab cockblocked me when i was trying to get my mack on with Danielle.

Author: lolthewhitekidfromthe818 http://cockblock.urbanup.com/5333369
25. (Cockblock) (1↑, 0↓)
To stop a guy from making a move on a girl and stealing the girl.

Guy 1: Hey, Girl 1, you are soo pretty. Girl 1: Oh thank you. *Guy 1leans in to kiss *Guy 2 pops out of nowhere Guy 2: Hey Girl 1, come here I need to show you something\! *Guy 2 takes Girl 1 away from Guy 1 Guy 1: What a fucking cockblocker -_- True Story.

26. (Cockblock) (1↑, 1↓)
A man who farms chickens for a living

I am so hungry I could just go buy some chickens from the cockblock down the street.

27. (cockblock) (1↑, 4↓)
when a man is attracted to a women then another man comes and steals the women from the other man

Randy is such a cockblock.

28. (cockblock) (48↑, 51↓)
This is the act of a good male friend (or sometimes a boyfriend) moving closer to a female friend of his or even dancing with her so that a sketchy, unknown man does not start to get too close. This act is often performed in crowds (ie. clubs). Often times, if there are more than a 1:1 ratio of guys to girls, a single guy may have to cockblock for many of his female friends/companions. This is usually appreciated by the female, who generally thanks the male in the cab ride back.

That sketchy guy was hitting on my friend so I had to act like her boyfriend, thus cockblocking that sketchy guy from grindin on my friend\!

29. (CockBlock) (2↑, 7↓)
when some interferes with the desires of a cock

i was talking to this girl and kenneth just walks up to me and tries to start small talk... fuckin cockblock

Author: the man who fucked your wife http://cockblock.urbanup.com/4154098
30. (cockblock) (42↑, 47↓)
to get in the way of 'play'.

Hey ugly third-wheel person, don't cockblock.

31. (Cockblock) (2↑, 8↓)
Someone who discourages the sex life of a male who wants some.

"Man, I was totally up with this girl until my girlfriend saw us. She's such a cockblock."

32. (Cockblock) (9↑, 16↓)
When a guy gets in the way of you trying to get with a girl.

You are about to take a girl to your apartment so you will be alone and your friend comes tag along and messes up you chance of getting laid.

Author: Chad Hayward http://www.chadhayward.net http://cockblock.urbanup.com/1336766
33. (Cockblock) (11↑, 20↓)
To provide a metaphorical, but quite effective, block of your friends cock with a woman's vag\!

"Yo Bob, that fuckstain kid Doyle, just cockblocked me from getting another piece of ass\!" "What a cockblock\!"

34. (Cockblock) (19↑, 28↓)
a cockblock is when one guy is trying to get some from a girl an there together an anohter guy comes in a aslways ruins it ; maybe on purpose maybe not it doesnt matter

Your being a cockblock im trying to get some.

35. (cockblock) (14↑, 23↓)
to knowingly take one persons efforts with the opposite sex and substitude the first person with ones self

i was hitting on this fine woman and this guy cockblocks me and steals her from me.

36. (Cockblock) (11↑, 22↓)
The act of obstructing one person's advances towards another or preventing a person from action, especially sex.

BABY MAMA: I'm talking to this guy now name Terrence. He's a nice and comical guy. BABY DADDY: You gonna have to cut that man off, I don't care if he's nice or not, he better not be in the picture. BABY MAMA: Oh, now you wanna cockblock for the simple fact that I moved on.

Author: Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant http://cockblock.urbanup.com/926574
37. (cockblock) (9↑, 20↓)
Someone who games on the women you're lookin' at, even though they know you're goin' after them. See [Walking Cockblock] and [SlickD]

SlickD is the biggest cockblock. He's always hittin' on my women.

38. (cockblock) (36↑, 48↓)
The art of blocking the cock. (also known as cockstoper)

Sis\! Why did you cockblock/cockstop me by coming into the room, while Jessica was giving me head?

39. (cockblock) (9↑, 24↓)
1. A Friend That Prevents you from getting da Clam 2. A Assiocate that Prevents you from getting some cunt

"God dammit, Josh fucking cockblocked me again, I guess Roofies will have to work next time"

40. (cockblock) (7↑, 25↓)
when a dumb ass bitch that isnt hot or attractive and you dont even communicate with basically makes some random shit up about you and her hooking up to make that fly ass hoe you are thinkin of bonin only look at you as a complete busta, but in all actuality the cockblock or as we call them on da street..."[hoodrat]" or "bitchass" is the only [busta] around. The cock block usually is just in da club frontin...

its poppin in da club and ma boy jay is feelin dis fly ass hunny... -jay: so emily lets go to the trap or somethin, you fine as hell and you know a d-boi like me wants to hit all night, yeeeeeeeeeeeeah. -emily: well its obvious you aint frontin g, so hold up while i go tell the girls you gon give it up to me tonight. -jay: aight bitch make it quick though, my dick feels like its gonna burst out my fuckin pants man shit... emily is now with her bitches when all the sudden a cockblock (lindsay) comes over with a major kill...and killa cam and santana themselves make an appereance... -emily: i cant wait to get pounded by jay tonight, i hope he tears me apart. -lindsay: oh yeah i made out with jay kyd, you already know. -emily: shieeeet meng -jay: yo lindsay stop being a mo fuckin cockblock and go suck a dick, no homo. -killa cam: yeah yeah jay rep yo hood kyd AY\! AY\! -emily: is this true jay, because it sure would make you look like a busta, i mean shit son, damn... -jay: man emily lindsay is a hoodrat, and a cockblock ya heard? -emily: fo sho -jay and emily: one. -this is killa cam and i just wanna say...yo lindsay go get ya wet wipes...I see your head lights, dey NOT lookin dead nice they got me sayin D-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-damn.

41. (cockblock) (10↑, 29↓)
1. To deny a horny partner sex as a means of control. 2. To forego expected vaginal coitus after reciveing oral sex. 3. To back out of an already initated sexual encounter.

My girl wanted it bad, but since she didn't cook I gave the lazy lady the cockblock.

42. (cockblock) (12↑, 33↓)
One of those things they put in between each urinal in a lot of gents public toilets so there is no peeking.

Thank God there's a cockblock there, Steely was trying to look at my package.

43. (cockblock) (9↑, 31↓)
It is of Itailian origin, and it is a cube, or a block, full of cock(s)

You dumb ass hoe cockblock.

44. (cockblock) (12↑, 35↓)
when a dumb ass bitch that isnt hot or attractive and you dont even communicate with basically makes some random shit up about you and her hooking up to make that fly ass hoe you are thinkin of bonin only look at you as a complete busta, but in all actuality the cockblock or as we call them on da street..."hoodrat" or "bitchass" is the only busta around. The cock block usually is just in da club frontin...

its poppin in da club and ma boy jay is feelin dis fly ass hunny... -jay: so emily lets go to the trap or somethin, you fine as hell and you know a d-boi like me wants to hit all night, yeeeeeeeeeeeeah. -emily: well its obvious you aint frontin g, so hold up while i go tell the girls you gon give it up to me tonight. -jay: aight bitch make it quick though, my dick feels like its gonna burst out my fuckin pants man shit... emily is now with her bitches when all the sudden a cockblock (lindsay) comes over with a major kill... -emily: i cant wait to get pounded by jay tonight, i hope he tears me apart. -lindsay: oh yeah i made out with jay kyd, you already know. -emily: shieeeet meng -jay: yo lindsay stop being a mo fuckin cockblock and go suck a dick, no homo. -killa: yeah yeah jay rep yo hood kyd AY\! AY\! -emily: is this true jay, because it sure would make you look like a busta, i mean shit son, damn... -jay: man emily lindsay is a hoodrat, and a cockblock ya heard? -emily: fo sho -jay and emily: one. -killa: for real i just wanna say...yo lindsay go get ya wet wipes...I see your head lights, dey NOT lookin dead nice they got me sayin D-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-damn.

45. (Cockblock) (2↑, 25↓)
The term is used when your [homie] wont [hook up] wit yo girls' friend so you dont get no [booty]

John: Hey man we gunna get sum tonight I got you in with Tina's friend ::points:: Mike: HELL NAH i wouldnt fuck her with a 10-foot pole John: Fuckin Cockblocker

46. (Cockblock) (5↑, 35↓)
Term used in racing and Video Games. When a car is a lot slower than another car and the slower car pulls out in front of the faster car to get a push.

Driver \#1: I'm going to get a little push of this guy Driver \#2: He's trying to cockblock me\!

47. (cockblock) (8↑, 39↓)
A pramface. Or generally a rough slag.

Mary Kate And Ashley Olsen - cockblocks, both of 'em.

48. (cockblock) (11↑, 60↓)
[cockblock] n. to be so ugly can not cause an erection.

man 1 - fuck dat bitch is ugly. man 2 - i know a complete cockblock.

49. (cockblock) (13↑, 65↓)
noun: a diaphragm (adj; cockblocky, v; to cockblock [see cockblocker, cockblockation])

Betty Mae didn't want to get pregnant so she used a cockblock.

50. (cockblock) (8↑, 66↓)
its anything u want it to be really an insult, exclamation of surprise..whatever

u stuipd fuckin cockblock\!

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Last updated: 2012.02.29

Urban English dictionary. 2013.

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